![]() "The Equine Paradox" By L. Frank Baum Author of John Dough and the Cherub, The Treasure of Karnak, and The Visitors from Oz. etc. Lyric from The Woggle-Bug stage show, originally published as sheet music, 1905. Straight away we ride all day and never turn a hare, The hounds all bay as if to say The sport is rather tame, And we'll admit that where we sit the lunch is rather lame. Refrain: Hi! Hi! Hi! Here's the way to ride. We're mighty quick at any trick When on a horse astride. Our bare back feat can not be beat, So on us keep your eye. Just note the fact our greatest act Is Hi! Hi! Hi! Here's a troop of cowboys from the wild and wooley West, How we ride is Teddy's pride as you perhaps have guessed, To rope a steer or corral beer Is our supreme delight, And when we can not run away you ought to see us fight. Refrain: Hi! Hi! Hi! Here's the way to ride. We're mighty quick at any trick When on a horse astride. Our bare back feat can not be beat, So on us keep your eye. Just note the fact our greatest act Is Hi! Hi! Hi! We're a bunch of circus riders just from Wankayoo, Daring deeds as dashing speeds we'll now perform for you, Your hair will surely stand on end, We'll thrill you through and through, And you will wonder why in thunder we're from Wankayoo. Refrain: Hi! Hi! Hi! Here's the way to ride. We're mighty quick at any trick When on a horse astride. Our bare back feat can not be beat, So on us keep your eye. Just note the fact our greatest act Is Hi! Hi! Hi! We's de weary willies and we always makes a fuss Shoin saws to feed our jaws so dat's a horse on us. Our backs is broke and dat's no joke, Our nightmare is a buck, Dough we may sigh for cake and pie, on workin' we ain't stuck. Refrain: Hi! Hi! Hi! Here's the way to ride. We're mighty quick at any trick When on a horse astride. Our bare back feat can not be beat, So on us keep your eye. Just note the fact our greatest act Is Hi! Hi! Hi! ![]() By Ruth Plumly Thompson Originally published in the Philadelphia Public Ledger, April 20, 1919. The Forgetful Poet's Riddles Before starting any new riddles the Forgetful Poet wishes to answer his last ones. The sole of the foot gives the name of a fish and when a candle burns unevenly we have a bird - the flicker. Dates are the only eatable part of history that I know of and the three things referred to in the verses were icicle, sickle to cut grass, and bicycle. On Easter day I packed my ______ To take a little Pleasure ______ My suit and shoes, My coat and hat Were new and Somewhat thin at ______. No sooner had I Reached the shore Than it began to Blow and ______. I caught a cold, And spoiled my clothes, Which was not pleasant, Goodness _____! He hopes you all have a very happy Easter vacation, and he says beware of castor oil. Now what do you suppose he means by that? [Answers next time.] Copyright © 2010 Eric Shanower and David Maxine. All rights reserved. |
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